January 2012
2 posts
New CH Vid: Sex is Magic, written with @jenboseph based off a standup bit I do. http://t.co/23X3xRcR
Jan 3rd
Nope! Not Chuck Testa. #VTantique http://t.co/7dCsxH8Z
Jan 1st
December 2011
12 posts
RT @saraschaefer1: Tonight @UCBTheatreEast tonight! 8pm HOT DANG!!! @MATT_KOFF @JFODcomedy @streetseidell @CraigRowin @jenstatsky $5 is …
Dec 28th
Photo: bustedtees: Long Live the Ferri Queen http://t.co/uwBpW1PW
Dec 23rd
The Ould Facebook - O’er the world we came in hordes, Tempest tossed, were we. Alighted on this foreign… http://t.co/mIAI79qH
Dec 17th
It really upsets me that octopuses are just swimming around out there, existing. They shouldn’t be and yet, they are. Disgusting.
Dec 17th
#topchef ugh, another week of Heather being a bitch to Bev
Dec 15th
Photo: collegehumor: http://t.co/AaOzMErH
Dec 14th
Photo: patrickcassels: http://t.co/da9NqeQH
Dec 13th
I did not just win a free iPad - But it would be a whole lot cooler of I did. http://t.co/aohbjTLQ
Dec 11th
Photo: Funny? No. Punny? Yes. http://t.co/uU0uOpH2
Dec 9th
Photo: HAHAHAHA! Seriously http://t.co/u55aUnMd
Dec 8th
Video: thedailywhat: This is the best birthday present a boy could ask for http://t.co/6PvSnqPi
Dec 3rd
Photo: The perils of being named Streeter, I suppose. And on the day before my birthday, no less! http://t.co/JFixRlsm
Dec 2nd
November 2011
16 posts
Photo: I have a large comic collection at my parents house. I decided to see how they were doing when I was… http://t.co/O9hEi7pn
Nov 30th
Photo: The Boozy Couple returns http://t.co/EnSzhVkK
Nov 25th
Photo: http://t.co/GOubLIEH
Nov 24th
When people today say “Dude, you’re getting a Dell” I bet it’s almost always followed with “I’m so sorry.”
Nov 22nd
Everybody should come to School Night tonight at @UCBTheatreNY 11pm. I’m hosting and the lineup is great
Nov 17th
Just saw Russell Simmons at the Boston train station getting a ticket. The stars really are just like us.
Nov 16th
RT @patrick_cassels: @streetseidell and I have finally come around on this song: http://t.co/zpkp6gpD
Nov 14th
RT @CollegeHumor: Boston Fans: We’re coming to see you this Tues 11/15! @Jakeandamir, @Streetseidell, @Grooveboston and more. Tix: http: …
Nov 12th
Be it chair or boat or bike or car or a jar all full of piss / You’ll find it all, near or far / only on Craigslist @theheirjordan
Nov 8th
Our grandparents, they worked so hard / To leave and start anew / But 2 generations later / We’ve all come back to you. #Brooklyn
Nov 8th
As a kid, all Trix and Loops / I never touched my Wheaties / But now grown, can’t feel my toes / Probably diabetes. @salgalyourpal
Nov 7th
Also need to know which songs to listen to by these bands. Wouldn’t want to judge The Beatles on ‘Revolution 9’, ya know?
Nov 4th
I want to listen to a new band while I work today. Any suggestions?
Nov 3rd
My friend is a total homophobe. He’s afraid to go home. Because his roommate is gay.
Nov 3rd
Photo: Watching the George Harrison doc on HBO - which is great - and something caught my eye. It appears… http://t.co/oxqpVSFs
Nov 2nd
Photo: The bass player from Hot Chelle Rae (one Reid Ewing) looks eerily like the son who Modern Family’s… http://t.co/zkT7lhy0
Nov 2nd
October 2011
23 posts
Dinner done, she wants dessert But sweets I do not crave I order mozzarella sticks While she doth order cake #appetizerfordessert
Oct 31st
RT @patrick_cassels: Old, fun video of me and @streetseidell with Cardinals’ 3rd baseman and tonight’s World Series all-star David Frees …
Oct 29th
Dogs they drool and shit and shed Wherever they may be But when I clean up after them I shed my dignity #theyownus
Oct 27th
Photo: http://t.co/DKAMxJ9e
Oct 26th
Nature tells the dog to pass His seed unto a mate And nature tells us all to laugh When dogs doth copulate @Freshman27
Oct 25th
That was fun. I’ll write some more poems soon. Thanks for the suggestions
Oct 24th
The Odyssey is poetry in ocean.
Oct 24th
I could be a friend to you, The asterisk said to I. Keep you out of trouble, too When sh*t begins to fly.
Oct 23rd
Just heard a French person say “sacre bleu!” for real
Oct 22nd
If you ever want to feel unimportant, check out how many followers @TheNotebookFilm has compared to you. #icried
Oct 22nd
Video: jeffrubinjeffrubin: A major coup for The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show! Jeff is, if you don’t know… http://t.co/FeqbTjS6
Oct 19th
Video: collegehumor: Legal weed is a growing problem http://t.co/Kuyf3anE
Oct 18th
Sorry Bears, @jongabrus is taken now http://t.co/M7k4ZGxV
Oct 16th
Almost positive I’ll like any cover ‘Life is a Highway’ that comes out. You cannot ruin true art, merely interpret it.
Oct 15th
Headed to Ferris State for a show with @shengwangtime
Oct 14th
Photo: splitsider: http://t.co/0qgey55J
Oct 13th
RT @DanGurewitch: .@streetseidell and I are headed to UCBeast for Andy Rocco’s panel/podcast at 6. Swing by!
Oct 10th
Just saw Real Steel. Sorry, just ‘experienced’ Real Steel.
Oct 8th
Photo: thedailywhat: Horrible news. I worked at a Friendly’s for years and learned so many valuable lessons… http://t.co/IxEUeKbD
Oct 6th
I wish i could afford my own chair http://t.co/Zyab8BrP
Oct 5th