January 2012
2 posts
New CH Vid: Sex is Magic, written with @jenboseph based off a standup bit I do. http://t.co/23X3xRcR
Nope! Not Chuck Testa. #VTantique http://t.co/7dCsxH8Z
December 2011
12 posts
RT @saraschaefer1: Tonight @UCBTheatreEast tonight! 8pm
HOT DANG!!! @MATT_KOFF @JFODcomedy @streetseidell @CraigRowin @jenstatsky $5 is …
Photo: bustedtees: Long Live the Ferri Queen http://t.co/uwBpW1PW
The Ould Facebook - O’er the world we came in hordes, Tempest tossed, were we. Alighted on this foreign… http://t.co/mIAI79qH
It really upsets me that octopuses are just swimming around out there, existing. They shouldn’t be and yet, they are. Disgusting.
#topchef ugh, another week of Heather being a bitch to Bev
Photo: collegehumor: http://t.co/AaOzMErH
Photo: patrickcassels: http://t.co/da9NqeQH
I did not just win a free iPad - But it would be a whole lot cooler of I did. http://t.co/aohbjTLQ
Photo: Funny? No. Punny? Yes. http://t.co/uU0uOpH2
Photo: HAHAHAHA! Seriously http://t.co/u55aUnMd
Video: thedailywhat: This is the best birthday present a boy could ask for http://t.co/6PvSnqPi
Photo: The perils of being named Streeter, I suppose. And on the day before my birthday, no less! http://t.co/JFixRlsm
November 2011
16 posts
Photo: I have a large comic collection at my parents house. I decided to see how they were doing when I was… http://t.co/O9hEi7pn
Photo: The Boozy Couple returns http://t.co/EnSzhVkK
Photo: http://t.co/GOubLIEH
When people today say “Dude, you’re getting a Dell” I bet it’s almost always followed with “I’m so sorry.”
Everybody should come to School Night tonight at @UCBTheatreNY 11pm. I’m hosting and the lineup is great
Just saw Russell Simmons at the Boston train station getting a ticket. The stars really are just like us.
RT @patrick_cassels: @streetseidell and I have finally come around on this song: http://t.co/zpkp6gpD
RT @CollegeHumor: Boston Fans: We’re coming to see you this Tues 11/15! @Jakeandamir, @Streetseidell, @Grooveboston and more. Tix: http: …
Be it chair or boat or bike or car or a jar all full of piss / You’ll find it all, near or far /
only on Craigslist
@theheirjordan
Our grandparents, they worked so hard /
To leave and start anew /
But 2 generations later /
We’ve all come back to you. #Brooklyn
As a kid, all Trix and Loops /
I never touched my Wheaties /
But now grown, can’t feel my toes /
Probably diabetes. @salgalyourpal
Also need to know which songs to listen to by these bands. Wouldn’t want to judge The Beatles on ‘Revolution 9’, ya know?
I want to listen to a new band while I work today. Any suggestions?
My friend is a total homophobe. He’s afraid to go home. Because his roommate is gay.
Photo: Watching the George Harrison doc on HBO - which is great - and something caught my eye. It appears… http://t.co/oxqpVSFs
Photo: The bass player from Hot Chelle Rae (one Reid Ewing) looks eerily like the son who Modern Family’s… http://t.co/zkT7lhy0
October 2011
23 posts
Dinner done, she wants dessert
But sweets I do not crave
I order mozzarella sticks
While she doth order cake
#appetizerfordessert
RT @patrick_cassels: Old, fun video of me and @streetseidell with Cardinals’ 3rd baseman and tonight’s World Series all-star David Frees …
Dogs they drool and shit and shed
Wherever they may be
But when I clean up after them
I shed my dignity
#theyownus
Photo: http://t.co/DKAMxJ9e
Nature tells the dog to pass
His seed unto a mate
And nature tells us all to laugh
When dogs doth copulate
@Freshman27
That was fun. I’ll write some more poems soon. Thanks for the suggestions
The Odyssey is poetry in ocean.
I could be a friend to you,
The asterisk said to I.
Keep you out of trouble, too
When sh*t begins to fly.
Just heard a French person say “sacre bleu!” for real
If you ever want to feel unimportant, check out how many followers @TheNotebookFilm has compared to you. #icried
Video: jeffrubinjeffrubin: A major coup for The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show! Jeff is, if you don’t know… http://t.co/FeqbTjS6
Video: collegehumor: Legal weed is a growing problem http://t.co/Kuyf3anE
Sorry Bears, @jongabrus is taken now http://t.co/M7k4ZGxV
Almost positive I’ll like any cover ‘Life is a Highway’ that comes out. You cannot ruin true art, merely interpret it.
Headed to Ferris State for a show with @shengwangtime
Photo: splitsider: http://t.co/0qgey55J
RT @DanGurewitch: .@streetseidell and I are headed to UCBeast for Andy Rocco’s panel/podcast at 6. Swing by!
Just saw Real Steel. Sorry, just ‘experienced’ Real Steel.
Photo: thedailywhat: Horrible news. I worked at a Friendly’s for years and learned so many valuable lessons… http://t.co/IxEUeKbD
I wish i could afford my own chair http://t.co/Zyab8BrP