January 2010
38 posts
This will happen by 2011 http://bit.ly/6DV5YL
December 2009
19 posts
I’m doing standup at the Hipster Show, January 2nd at midnight at the UCB. Wanna go? http://bit.ly/6VSXEP
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2116 http://bit.ly/6rXdqO
In my mind, the addition of pepper makes salt healthier. I refuse to modify this belief.
Attention NYC locksmiths: it takes no skill to put your card outside my door. But get it INSIDE my door and you have my business.
I wrote another one of these. Enjoy…hopefully. http://bit.ly/79DLVq
http://bit.ly/4MBHKM (via @frucci) shake shack will be our in-n-out
No joke: anyone read New York by Rutherford? If so, better than Forever by Pete Hamill?
In either experiencing a runners high or I’m about to pass out. Answer to come later!
I lost an absurd amount of weight for this Hardly Working http://bit.ly/8BHyvr
Standup tonight at ochis at comix. Show is at 730. See you there! Yes, you, matt.
Dan Meth gives life to some of Phantom’s past adventures http://bit.ly/8Mx8fP
Mystery team was great. Reminded me
Of super troopers with the diy attitude. Demand it!
Can’t wait to see mystery team tonight!
Had a great time with @jakeandamur telling jokes. And we raised money for charity so I don’t have to feel bad about making fun of bums!
Whoops. I meant @jakeandamir. Sorry to all the people who were super confused.
Check this vid where my boyz and I all have a magical pair of pants that fit us all…kind of! http://bit.ly/7DAL3F
Oompa loompas are aholes. They sing these high and mighty songs about being healthy yet they MAKE the candy. Aholes…
Good times at Penn state. On the way there I saw this. Meat and mac n cheese loaf. Yum? http://yfrog.com/4ik5ooj