January 2010
38 posts
This will happen by 2011 http://bit.ly/6DV5YL
Jan 1st
December 2009
19 posts
I’m doing standup at the Hipster Show, January 2nd at midnight at the UCB. Wanna go? http://bit.ly/6VSXEP
Dec 31st
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2116 http://bit.ly/6rXdqO
Dec 31st
In my mind, the addition of pepper makes salt healthier. I refuse to modify this belief.
Dec 29th
Attention NYC locksmiths: it takes no skill to put your card outside my door. But get it INSIDE my door and you have my business.
Dec 24th
I wrote another one of these. Enjoy…hopefully. http://bit.ly/79DLVq
Dec 20th
http://bit.ly/4MBHKM (via @frucci) shake shack will be our in-n-out
Dec 16th
No joke: anyone read New York by Rutherford? If so, better than Forever by Pete Hamill?
Dec 15th
In either experiencing a runners high or I’m about to pass out. Answer to come later!
Dec 15th
I lost an absurd amount of weight for this Hardly Working http://bit.ly/8BHyvr
Dec 14th
Standup tonight at ochis at comix. Show is at 730. See you there! Yes, you, matt.
Dec 12th
Dan Meth gives life to some of Phantom’s past adventures http://bit.ly/8Mx8fP
Dec 9th
Mystery team was great. Reminded me Of super troopers with the diy attitude. Demand it!
Dec 9th
Can’t wait to see mystery team tonight!
Dec 9th
Had a great time with @jakeandamur telling jokes. And we raised money for charity so I don’t have to feel bad about making fun of bums!
Dec 8th
Whoops. I meant @jakeandamir. Sorry to all the people who were super confused.
Dec 8th
Check this vid where my boyz and I all have a magical pair of pants that fit us all…kind of! http://bit.ly/7DAL3F
Dec 7th
Oompa loompas are aholes. They sing these high and mighty songs about being healthy yet they MAKE the candy. Aholes…
Dec 7th
Good times at Penn state. On the way there I saw this. Meat and mac n cheese loaf. Yum? http://yfrog.com/4ik5ooj
Dec 7th